From: Lu_wai
EMail: bookwormz_99@yahoo.com
(100/M/Austin,TEXAS) 3/24/01 6:07 pm
I think, nobody will be offended by the jokes that I am gonna posted..
If you are..I am sorry.-
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Take one:
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Take two:
The graduate with a Science degree asks, " Why does it work?"
The graduate with Engineering degree asks, " How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks. " How much will it cost?"
The graduate with Liberal Arts degree asks, " Do you want fries with that?"
Take Three:
"Normal people believe that if it aren't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it aren't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Take four:
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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I hope you all will enjoy the jokes..
Take care: