From: Gyit Tu
EMail: bookwormz_99@yahoo.com
> Subject: Top 14 Humor of Getting married > > #CASE 1 > > Getting married is like going to a restaurant > with friends. You order what you want, then when > you see what the other fellow has, you wish you > had ordered that. > > > CASE 2 > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the > wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I > married the wrong man." > > #CASE 3 > > Before a man is married, he is incomplete. > Then when he is married, he is finished. > > #CASE 4 > > Marriage is an institution in which a man losses > his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's > status. > > #CASE 5 > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much > does it cost to get married??" > And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm > still paying for it." > > #CASE 6 > > Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in > some parts of Africa, a man > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" > Dad : "That happens in most countries son." > > #CASE 7 > > Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what > real happiness was until I got married, and then > it was too late." > > #CASE 8 > > A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; > the husband gives and the wife takes > > #CASE 9 > > When a newly married man looks happy, we know > why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, > we wonder why. Affair ? > > #CASE 10 > > Married life is very frustrating. > In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and > the woman listens. In the second year, the woman > speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they > both speak and the neighbors listen. > > #CASE 11 > > After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You > know, I was a fool when I married you." And the > husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and > didn't notice it." > > #CASE 12 > > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife > wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. > They all said the same thing "You can have mine." > > #CASE 13 > > When a man opens the door of his car for his > wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is > new or his wife is new. > > #CASE 14 > > A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my > husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you > married him?" the friend asked.The woman replied," >A multimillionaire.